kiddwaynejohnson:

me in grade 2: No way am I smoking ever dude I heard you can get cancer from one pack

me now: 

(via baebly)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

(via baebly)

iwishihadafather:

me: one sec

person: it’s been one second

me:

(via through-dreamers-eyes)

laugh-addict:

So when they turn around your all like…

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illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

(via to-themoon-and-back)